T-Shirts

If you're looking for Southern t-shirts that actually sound like the South, you've found the right porch. Every design in this collection starts with a real Southern saying — the kind you grew up hearing on your grandmother's front porch in Union Springs, Alabama, at a family reunion, or from the checkout lady who calls you "sugar" for no reason at all.

These aren't generic southern sayings shirts pulled from a catalog. Each one is written, tested, and printed in small batches, so you're not showing up to the cookout in the same shirt as three other people. Whether you want something funny ("Crazy As a Sprayed Roach"), something sassy ("Don't Be a Salty Heifer"), or something with real Union Springs bird-dog heritage baked in, this is where funny southern shirts meet actual Southern storytelling.

Printed on soft, heavyweight cotton tees built to survive a hundred wash cycles and a few church potlucks. Unisex sizing S–2XL. Every order ships from right here in the good ole U.S. of A.