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Crazy As a Sprayed Roach Tee
$38.00
Some days you're calm, cool, and collected. Other days you're crazy as a sprayed roach — running in six directions with no plan and zero chill. This tee is for those days. And honestly, most days.
It's the kind of saying that only makes sense if you grew up hearing it, and once you have, you'll never stop using it. Wear it proud. Somebody out there needs to know exactly how your Tuesday is going.
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Printed in small batches
- A Southern saying that says it all
Order today, we start stitching it up within 24 hours — made-to-order, not mass-produced.
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Made-to-order, ships in 3-7 business days
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Soft, breathable cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit. True to size — if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that easy porch-sittin' comfort.
Every order is made fresh once you buy it — that's why it ships in 3-7 business days, then travels to you in 3-6 more. Not happy? Send it back within 30 days for a refund, no questions asked, no side-eye given.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep that print looking fresh as a Sunday dress.
Crazy As a Sprayed Roach Tee
$38.00