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Not My Pasture Not My Problem Tee
$38.00
Not my pasture, not my problem. It's the Southern way of saying "that's between y'all" without an ounce of guilt attached. Perfect for family group chats, office drama, or anytime somebody tries to hand you a problem that was never yours to carry.
Wear it when you need to set a boundary — politely, but firmly.
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Printed in small batches
- A Southern saying for anyone who's mastered the art of staying out of it
Order today, we start stitching it up within 24 hours — made-to-order, not mass-produced.
Free shipping on orders $50+
Made-to-order, ships in 3-7 business days
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Soft, breathable cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit. True to size — if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that easy porch-sittin' comfort.
Every order is made fresh once you buy it — that's why it ships in 3-7 business days, then travels to you in 3-6 more. Not happy? Send it back within 30 days for a refund, no questions asked, no side-eye given.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep that print looking fresh as a Sunday dress.
Not My Pasture Not My Problem Tee
$38.00