If a Frog Had a Glass Ass He’d Bust It Tee

Every family has one saying that makes no sense to outsiders and total sense to everybody who grew up saying it. In and around Union Springs, Alabama, this one's been passed down through generations of front porches: if a frog had a glass ass, he'd bust it. Nobody agrees on exactly what it means — bad luck, bad timing, or just too big for his britches — and that's half the charm.

This is our bestseller for a reason. It's the shirt that starts conversations at the gas station, gets a laugh out of your granny, and makes total strangers say "wait, what?" It's Southern humor at its finest: a little strange, a lot of heart, and rooted in the same small-town, front-porch culture that raised the sayings your own family still tells.

Printed on soft, durable cotton that's as comfortable at a Sunday cookout as it is running errands. Union Springs raised this saying. Now it's yours to carry.

• Our #1 bestselling design
• Soft, breathable cotton built for everyday wear
• Relaxed unisex fit
• An authentic Southern saying with roots in small-town Alabama porch culture