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Don’t Be a Salty Heifer Tee
$38.00
Everybody's got that one friend who needs to hear it every now and then: don't be a salty heifer. It's blunt, it's Southern, and it's said with love — usually right before somebody hands you sweet tea to smooth it over.
A tee for the woman who can dish it out and take it right back.
- Soft, breathable cotton
- Relaxed unisex fit
- Printed in small batches
- A blunt, funny Southern saying with plenty of heart
Order today, we start stitching it up within 24 hours — made-to-order, not mass-produced.
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Made-to-order, ships in 3-7 business days
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Soft, breathable cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit. True to size — if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that easy porch-sittin' comfort.
Every order is made fresh once you buy it — that's why it ships in 3-7 business days, then travels to you in 3-6 more. Not happy? Send it back within 30 days for a refund, no questions asked, no side-eye given.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep that print looking fresh as a Sunday dress.
Don’t Be a Salty Heifer Tee
$38.00