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The Funniest Sayings
South of the
Mason-Dixon

Premium tees, sweatshirts, hats, mugs & more — featuring the sayings that make the South the most charming place on earth.

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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - tshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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T-Shirts

Bless Your Heart Tee

The most versatile phrase in the Southern lexicon — part sympathy, part shade, all charm.

$29.99
Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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Sweet Tea & Sunshine - tshirts
Sweet Tea & SunshineSweet Tea & Sunshine
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T-Shirts

Sweet Tea & Sunshine Tee

The two essential ingredients for a perfect Southern day.

$29.99
Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Southern Roots Run Deep - sweatshirts
Southern Roots Run DeepSouthern Roots Run Deep
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Sweatshirts

Southern Roots Crewneck

Roots that run deeper than a Georgia pine — in the softest crewneck ever.

$48.99
Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Rise & Shine, Sugah - mugs
Rise & Shine, ...Rise & Shine, Sugah
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Mugs

Rise & Shine Sugah Mug

The sweetest way to start your mornin'. Because every day deserves a warm greeting.

$19.99
Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Y'all - hats
Y'allY'all
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Hats

Y'all Hat

One word. Five letters. A whole way of life.

$26.99
Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Hold My Beer, Watch This - koozies
Hold My Be...Hold My Beer, Watch This
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Koozies

Hold My Beer Koozie

Famous last words at every Southern gathering since the dawn of time.

$9.99
Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - stickers
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Stickers

Bless Your Heart Sticker

Stick it anywhere that needs a little Southern attitude.

$4.99
Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - totes
Bless Your Hea...Bless Your Heart
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Tote Bags

Bless Your Heart Tote

Carry your groceries and your shade in one beautiful bag.

$24.99

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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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Well Butter My Biscuit - tshirts
Well Butter My BiscuitWell Butter My Biscuit
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T-Shirts

Well Butter My Biscuit Tee

The Southern expression of pure, unfiltered surprise.

$31.99
It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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It's Over Yonder - tshirts
It's Over YonderIt's Over Yonder
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T-Shirts

Over Yonder Tee

The most precise Southern direction — somewhere between 'right there' and 'way out past everything.'

$28.99
Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
Bless Your HeartBless Your Heart
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Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
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Bless Your Heart - sweatshirts
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Sweatshirts

Bless Your Heart Crewneck

The sweetest shade you'll ever wear — now in cozy fleece.

$49.99
Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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Bless This Mess - mugs
Bless This Mes...Bless This Mess
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New
Mugs

Bless This Mess Mug

For the beautifully chaotic mornings that somehow always work out.

$19.99

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What Y'all Are Saying

Customer Love

"I bought the Bless Your Heart tee for myself and the mug for my mama — she about died laughing. The quality is incredible and shipping was super fast!"

Katie M.

Auburn, AL

"Got the Y'all hat and Southern Roots crewneck for football season. Perfect tailgate gear. Already ordering more for the whole crew."

Marcus D.

Nashville, TN

"The Sweet Tea & Sunshine tote is my new farmers market essential. It's gorgeous and sturdy — already bought two more as gifts!"

Sarah Beth L.

Charleston, SC

Our Story

Born & Raised Southern

Shit Southerners Say started around a kitchen table in Union Springs, Alabama, where Tyler couldn't stop laughing at the phrases he'd grown up hearing from family.

We decided the world needed to wear these sayings proud. Every product is printed on demand and shipped with love — no wasted inventory, no wasted charm.

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"Some people are about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

— Every Southern grandmother, at some point

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