Hold My Beer Koozie
$9.99
"Hold My Beer, Watch This"
The five most dangerous words in the Southern vocabulary, now keeping your drink ice cold. This premium neoprene koozie features bold, playful typography on a collapsible design that fits standard 12oz cans and bottles. Machine washable and built to survive whatever comes next. The ultimate tailgate companion and the perfect gag gift.
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From the Family
Dad — Tyler's Father
"Every daddy has a 'hold my beer' moment. Mine was at the church picnic in 2003 when I told everyone I could throw a horseshoe from behind the oak tree and still hit the stake. Handed my sweet tea — we'll call it sweet tea — to the preacher's wife and let it fly. Hit the stake dead center. Nobody believed it. I've been chasing that high ever since. Tyler says the koozie version sells like crazy. That's my boy."
On the saying: "Hold My Beer, Watch This"
Customer Reviews
Based on 2 reviews
She saw the phrase and said 'that's not a motto, that's a warning label.' Fair point. But the koozie itself is excellent quality, keeps drinks cold, and collapses flat for easy storage. Already ordered the sweet tea one for her.
Bought these for my entire Fantasy Football league and they were the hit of the draft party. Kept our beers cold through four hours of arguing about who to pick in the second round. One of them survived being thrown at a TV. Quality product.
Complete the Look
View AllIt's a Southern Thang Koozie
Keep your drink cold and your Southern pride hot — with banjo and boot graphics.
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