Ain't My First Rodeo Tee
$29.99
"This Ain't My First Rodeo"
Some lessons only life can teach, and this tee lets everyone know you've graduated with honors from the school of hard knocks. Featuring bold Western-inspired typography on premium ringspun cotton, this shirt is for anyone who's weathered a storm or two and come out wiser. Unisex fit, sizes XS–3XL.
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From the Family
Big — Tyler's Grandfather
"I told Tyler this one when he was about nine years old, right after he tried to tell me how to back up the boat trailer. I looked at him and said, 'Son, this ain't my first rodeo.' He thought that was the funniest thing he'd ever heard. Started saying it to his teachers, his friends, the dog. Now it's on a t-shirt. I don't get a royalty check but I do get to wear a free one, so I reckon that's fair."
On the saying: "This Ain't My First Rodeo"
Customer Reviews
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I actually go to rodeos. So this shirt is both figuratively AND literally accurate. The Western typography on this thing is chef's kiss. Wore it to the Fort Worth Stock Show and people kept asking if I was selling them. Great quality cotton too.
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