It's a Southern Thang Koozie

Famous last words at every Southern gathering since the dawn of time.

Keep your drink cold and your shade sweet.

For those who speak fluent sweet tea.

For the one who brings the grill, the cooler, and the energy.

The most precise Southern direction — somewhere between 'right there' and 'way out past everything.'

Roots that run deeper than a Georgia pine — in the softest crewneck ever.

Because in the South, sweet tea is a year-round situation.

The official Southern forecast: perfect for doing absolutely nothing.