Terms of Service

Agreement to Terms

By accessing or using the Shit Southerners Say website, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please do not use our website.

Use of the Website

You agree to use our website only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to:

• Use the site in any way that violates any applicable federal, state, or local law
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any part of the website
• Use the site to transmit any malicious code or harmful content
• Interfere with the proper functioning of the website
• Use automated systems to scrape or collect data from the site without permission

Products and Orders

Product Descriptions

We strive to display our products as accurately as possible. However, colors and appearance may vary slightly depending on your device's display settings. All products are printed on demand through our fulfillment partner, Printful.

Pricing

All prices are listed in US dollars and are subject to change without notice. We reserve the right to modify or discontinue products at any time. Free shipping applies to orders over $75 within the United States.

Order Acceptance

We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order for any reason, including but not limited to product availability, errors in product or pricing information, or suspected fraudulent activity.

Intellectual Property

All content on this website — including text, designs, graphics, logos, and images — is the property of Shit Southerners Say and is protected by United States copyright and trademark laws. You may not reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works from our content without express written permission.

User-Submitted Content

If you submit content to us (such as reviews, messages, or saying suggestions), you grant us a non-exclusive, royalty-free, perpetual license to use, modify, and display that content in connection with our business.

Payment Processing

All payments are processed securely through Stripe. By making a purchase, you agree to Stripe's terms of service and privacy policy. We do not store your complete payment information on our servers.

Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Shit Southerners Say shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages arising from your use of our website or purchase of our products. Our total liability shall not exceed the amount you paid for the specific product giving rise to the claim.

Indemnification

You agree to indemnify and hold harmless Shit Southerners Say, its owner, and affiliates from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses arising from your use of the website or violation of these Terms.

Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of Alabama, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be subject to the exclusive jurisdiction of the courts located in Bullock County, Alabama.

Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to update these Terms of Service at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to this page. Your continued use of the website after changes are posted constitutes acceptance of the updated terms.

Contact Us

If you have any questions about these Terms, please contact us.

Shit Southerners Say
Union Springs, Alabama
howdy@sss.com