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Don’t Be a Salty Heifer Pullover
$50.00
Cool weather is no excuse to lose your manners — but it is a good excuse to get cozy. This pullover keeps you warm while reminding everyone around you (gently) not to be a salty heifer today.
Soft, warm, and built for porch mornings, football Saturdays, or just being comfortable with a little attitude.
- Soft, warm fleece-lined construction
- Relaxed, cozy fit
- Printed in small batches
- A blunt, funny Southern saying for cooler days
Order today, we start stitching it up within 24 hours — made-to-order, not mass-produced.
Free shipping on orders $50+
Made-to-order, ships in 3-7 business days
30-day happy guarantee, no hard feelings
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Soft, breathable cotton blend with a relaxed unisex fit. True to size — if you're between sizes, we recommend sizing up for that easy porch-sittin' comfort.
Every order is made fresh once you buy it — that's why it ships in 3-7 business days, then travels to you in 3-6 more. Not happy? Send it back within 30 days for a refund, no questions asked, no side-eye given.
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry to keep that print looking fresh as a Sunday dress.
Don’t Be a Salty Heifer Pullover
$50.00